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Rudy Kelly is a not very good writer from Long Beach, CA. He started playing hockey at the age of 7 after he saw Marty McSorley beat up a guy. His passions in life are hockey, dogs, and occasionally hockey playing dogs. He has been described as "surprisingly zesty." He has been pepper sprayed. He has a restraining order against him, filed by Kelly Hrudey. The last thing happened shortly after the second-to-last thing but before the third to last thing. "See what I said about him not being a very good writer? That was incredibly confusing for the reader. Really, no craftsmanship at all.

Ducks Announce Prospect Camp: 5 Prospects To Watch

5 Ducks prospects to watch at this weekend's prospect game. I mean, you shouldn't watch Ducks games at all, but if you have to you should watch for these guys.

Kings Sign Willie Mitchell

The Kings have signed defenseman Willie Mitchell to a 2-year deal worth $3.5 million total

How Do The Ducks Solve Their Defensive Dilemma?

The Ducks were atrocious at limiting shots on goal last season; here's how they can fix that.

Kings Sign Ponikarovsky To A One-Year Deal

Kings Sign Ponikarovsky To A One-Year Deal

Kings Miss Out On Kovalchuk; Now What?

The Kings missed out on the big prize in free agency, but still have options available to improve the team

Waiting For Godovalchuk

How long have the Kings been courting Kovalchuk? It seems like a lifetime ago.

Kings Follow Head, Not Heart, at the NHL Entry Draft

The Kings went against the hopes of their fans and drafted Derek Forbort. It's not what they necessarily wanted but it's what they needed. Am I saying Derek Forbort is Batman? Yes. He's Batman.

Ducks Get Ahead by Standing Still

How did the Ducks manage to draft both Cam Fowler AND Emerson Etem? They didn't do anything.