Rudy Kelly is a not very good writer from Long Beach, CA. He started playing hockey at the age of 7 after he saw Marty McSorley beat up a guy. His passions in life are hockey, dogs, and occasionally hockey playing dogs. He has been described as "surprisingly zesty." He has been pepper sprayed. He has a restraining order against him, filed by Kelly Hrudey. The last thing happened shortly after the second-to-last thing but before the third to last thing. "See what I said about him not being a very good writer? That was incredibly confusing for the reader. Really, no craftsmanship at all.
Vote Selanne & Quick, don't vote Perry & Smyth, write in Lubo & Williams.
Ryan Carter and Stu Bickel were traded by the Anaheim Ducks in separate deals.
The Ducks are thriving thanks to their free agent acquisition, while the Kings struggle to replace their now-injured signings.
The Kings lost defenseman Willie Mitchell for 4-6 weeks with a broken wrist. How will they cope?
The Ducks and the Kings both had perfect weeks, but the Ducks' week was a little perfecter.
The Kings are expendable and the Ducks need a dreamcatcher.
Los Angelenos shouldn't boo Ilya Kovalchuk, no matter how upset they are that he's not on the team.
The Kings lost Doughty and the Ducks finally got off the road: who survived best?