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Rudy Kelly is a not very good writer from Long Beach, CA. He started playing hockey at the age of 7 after he saw Marty McSorley beat up a guy. His passions in life are hockey, dogs, and occasionally hockey playing dogs. He has been described as "surprisingly zesty." He has been pepper sprayed. He has a restraining order against him, filed by Kelly Hrudey. The last thing happened shortly after the second-to-last thing but before the third to last thing. "See what I said about him not being a very good writer? That was incredibly confusing for the reader. Really, no craftsmanship at all.

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Ryan Carter and Stu Bickel were traded by the Anaheim Ducks in separate deals.

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Ducks Trade Carter, Bickel For Minor Leaguers

Ryan Carter and Stu Bickel were traded by the Anaheim Ducks in separate deals.

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